Hot Chunky Salsa

Like your ex, our "Hot" brings an enjoyable pain you keep coming back for.

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Sale price$ 10.00
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Let’s get real: our Hot Chunky Salsa is here to spice things up. It’s not going to pretend to be mild, and it’s not going to apologize for having some real heat. If you like your salsa to bite back, this is your jam (or, you know… salsa). Made with genuine ingredients that pack a punch, it’s here to shake up your chips, tacos, and taste buds in the best way possible.
Finally a salsa that men can forget to buy at the store 🤷‍♂️
One bite, everyone knows the rules. This salsa’s legit. Spicy, chunky, real flavor. I’ll give it a 9.2.

– We can all hear "Dave Portnoy" saying this

This salsa’s got some serious flavor smackdown. The Rock approves.

– "Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson" – 2025

Big flavor, a little heat – it’s a total game-changer.

– "Rob Gronkowski" – He mumbles but pretty sure we heard it

All Natural

Small Batch

Vegan

Gluten Free

Nutrition Facts

Serving Size: 30g (2 TBSP)
Servings Per Container: 15

Ingredients: Tomatoes (Tomatoes, Tomato Juice, Salt, Citric Acid, Calcium Chloride) Fresh Diced Onion, Vinegar, Fresh Diced Peppers, Sugar, Tomato Paste, Corn Starch, Salt, Fresh Garlic, Chili Powder, Cayenne Pepper.

Shake well before use, refrigerate after opening. Percent Daily Values (DV) are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

Total Fat

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Saturated Fat

0g (0%)

Trans Fat

0g (0%)

Cholesterol

0g (0%)

Sodium

160mg (7%)

Total Carbs

3g (1%)

Dietary Fiber

0g (0%)

Total Sugars

2g

Protein

0g

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