Mild Chunky Salsa

Like a small, neutered lap dog, this mild blend of fresh flavors poses no threat to you.

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Quantity: One
Sale price$ 8.00
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For those who think they can handle a little heat but prefer not to break a sweat, our Mild Chunky Salsa is as real as it gets. Made with actual, honest-to-goodness tomatoes and spices – no fakery here. It’s perfect for chips, tacos, or whatever you feel like slathering in flavor without the burn. Mild enough for anyone, but bold enough to remind you what salsa is supposed to taste like.
We offer "Mild" because some of you like soccer ⚽
One bite, everyone knows the rules. This salsa’s legit. Spicy, chunky, real flavor. I’ll give it a 9.2.

– We can all hear "Dave Portnoy" saying this

This salsa’s got some serious flavor smackdown. The Rock approves.

– "Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson" – 2025

Big flavor, a little heat – it’s a total game-changer.

– "Rob Gronkowski" – He mumbles but pretty sure we heard it

All Natural

Small Batch

Vegan

Gluten Free

Nutrition Facts

Serving Size: 30g (2 TBSP)
Servings Per Container: 15

Ingredients: Tomatoes (Tomatoes, Tomato Juice, Salt, Citric Acid, Calcium Chloride) Fresh Diced Onion, Vinegar, Fresh Diced Peppers, Sugar, Tomato Paste, Corn Starch, Salt, Fresh Garlic, Chili Powder, Cayenne Pepper.

Shake well before use, refrigerate after opening. Percent Daily Values (DV) are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

Total Fat

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Saturated Fat

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Trans Fat

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Cholesterol

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Sodium

160mg (7%)

Total Carbs

3g (1%)

Dietary Fiber

0g (0%)

Total Sugars

2g

Protein

0g

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